Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Now, this is just embarrassing.

I, for one, do not desire to see Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise dry-humping on the dance floor... this is just sad. This picture was taken at the "Welcome to America, Beckhams" party, where after Katie & Tom did said bumping & grinding, somebody put on "Old Time Rock N' Roll" and he proceeded to relive his youth by doing his Risky Business dance. Good lord.

13 comments:

Randy from Texas said...

You know, even after all this time, I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing Tom Cruise with a beard.

stevobar said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

stevobar said...

Plus, Katie is a helluvalot sexier than Mimi Rodgers...man,was she a mutt.

stevobar said...

She did have big tits, though

gay bob said...

No one has mentioned, yet, that he is still a gay, scientologist, whack job.

stevobar said...

not that there's anything wrong with that...

David said...

Why does Tom have pit stains from his collar to his waist? uhg.

Randy from Texas said...

Despite the fact that she's the Scientologist nut job that led him into that space-age love cult, there's a special place in my heart for Mimi Rogers.

No, wait. Not in my heart. In my pants. I often mistake one for the other.

stevobar said...

Well, Randy, at least your heart is in the right place....

Shovelhead said...

Re-enacting the Risky Business dance? Really!

Gossipy types claim to this day Tom had a big wad of Kleenex and a hot dog in his Jockeys when they shot the dancing by himself scene -to cover up the fact he has but a 2" personality. No wonder Katie is a nut job.

Seumas said...

They should both be thrown into a shredder for aiding and abetting the shitty refuse Britain has tossed us.

Wood said...

Man, his shirt is so drenched with sweat, only where the tie is, is dry.

Maybe it's all the nerves from how wrong he knows scientology really is.

northwestportlander said...

did he go back in time and replace his current mug with his "Risky Business"-era face? He looks oddly 20ish in that photo.