Monday, July 23, 2007

GROSS.

It's a hairy Brit pit. Ick. Why is she in public with her top undone flashing her unshaved pits to the paparazzi? Wrong. I know that I use the term 'wrong' almost every time I mention Britney Spears, but come on - there really is no other word for it.

11 comments:

Seumas said...

I just imagine she constantly smells like stale sweat and butter.

stevobar said...

She's been so busy trimmin her hoohaw she forgot...I'll bet she has a ring of hair around her nipples too...hootchie mama.

Steve said...

As I said in my last comment, she manages to move the bar on an almost-daily basis.

Watching this girl is like watching a train wreck: just when one thinks it can't get worse, it does.

I predict she will eventually tattoo a large "W" on each buttock -- spelling "WOW" for the photogs.

DougA said...

You forgot to mention the Lucky Strike she's fingering on top of her head.

Classy.

Randy from Texas said...

I think there may be some truth to the sexual assault rumor of a while back...this chick is going out of her way to appear unattractive to anyone who might have desired her before.

Also...and this is my theory...she might, might be out of her friggin' mind.

BTW on the last show I've heard (Friday's podcast), Scotty J seems annoyed by my "can I kiss you on the mouth/whip it" sounder now. If so, then it's having the desired effect. Booyah!

Shovelhead said...

Let's inventory, shall we?

Hairy pits - check!
Pall Mall - check!
Polyester wig - check!
Unlaundered clothing - check!
Unbottoned, slutty top - check!
Excess 20 lbs. of flab - check!
Yakking about nothing, all the time - check!

White Trash Hall of Fame - We have a winner!

Todd W. said...

I was listening to a show from 2003 right after Britney married that Jason Alexander dude, and Rick and Sarah kept saying, "There's just nothing she can do to be more trashy. There's no lower she can go to keep us talking!" That was 4 years ago, man...

And have we all seen the video of her cussing out some paparazzi chick from her car, cursing and saying the chick needs to lose weight and get a job. Class. All class.

Randy from texas

Are you the one who made that sounder? It's pretty great. Kudos and whatnot.

Todd (the Corpse)

Todd W. said...

Oh, and P.S. Randy from texas, your icon thingie is giving me a seizure...

Randy from Texas said...

Yep. I had a feeling that the rapid animation thing would screw with people...I changed that before someone swallowed his/her tongue. And yeah, I made that Scotty J sounder, but since it now takes me 5 hours to download an episode (PeoplePC dial-up), it might be my permanent legacy to the show...

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Joe said...

Hey, now - at least she doesn't have 2 inches of deodorant caked-on and crusted all cottage-cheese-style around that pit of hers!

It really is the only thing this pic is missing...

And here's a hint: unless you actually want to smell the sweat & butter - don't click to see the high-res image!

I think I might have just swallowed some vomit.