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Am I the only one who feels sorry for celebrity impersonators? How empty and pointless must your life be if you have to pretend to be Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson or Elvis for a living? Especially if you try to identify with the performer in all aspects of your life.I just don't get it.Also, one way you can tell the fake Angelina from the real one? The real one isn't engaged to a giant fat homeless looking dude.Now excuse me while I go put on a mesh shirt and rub my nipples and perfect my intonation of the phrase "I'm effin YOU tonight!".
Uh...Couldn't "Angelina" or her chunky man, at least clean up the property before the filming? Maybe it was left like that on purpose...Either way I was glad to see one of those giant spool like tables..it has been a very long time.She needs to get arm vein implants to truly complete the package :)
Yeah..and I look just like Brad Pitt, only I'm hung better.Livin the dream, livin the dream...
There's about an even pound of collagin lip puffing missing from this AJ impersonator. Oh - and the gaggle of African village photo op props are missing, too.
In yet another uncanny similarity, the AJ impersonator is also white trash posessing no acting skills whatsoever.
stevobar, not to take anything away from you, but most guys are hung better than Brad Pitt.
Gay bob...that explains why she has to adopt children. Brad's paltry little pecker is so far from her cervix that the poor little spermies die of old age before they reach it!
I'd trade my bits and pieces with Brad if he gave me all his money...however, he can keep Angie...as the old saying goes, I wouldn't screw her with his dick.....
Angelina Jolie was never hotter than in Hackers. Period.I hate not being a shallow prick for a second, but I have to say that while she's kind of freaky looking these days, I would totally hook up with Angelina.I think she is absolutely sincere about her concerns and efforts in Africa and she speaks very passionately and eloquently about her experiences there. There are even a couple great documentaries and TV pieces about it. I don't think it's a bogus cry for attention.Anyway, that makes her kind of hot to me, even if she's sort of physicaly "blah" these days.Plus, that whole vial of blood thing is so damn freaky. You know she'd totally cut ya.
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