Tuesday, May 08, 2007

When did Jessica Simpson become a porn star?



I understand she has good boobs, but it's like she can't even breathe against the fabric strapped to the girls. Top that off with the make-up on her face and the fake tan all over her body, and she looks like a walking blow-up doll- a pretty blow-up doll, but definitely something made out of plastic with many, um, holes. That just sounds wrong.
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6 comments:

Seumas said...

"she looks like a walking blow-up doll- a pretty blow-up doll, but definitely something made out of plastic with many, um, holes. That just sounds wrong."

Sarah Dylan, if that's wrong - I don't want to be right!

Man she's going to look horrifying in a decade, though.

Steve said...

My first thought:

Jessica STEPFORD!

Especially the second photo.

charlie said...

Why do I think of Jessica Rabbit...is it wrong to lust after a cartoon?

Coral said...

She's jealous of Ashlee looking hotter than her with all the surgery, and she's madly trying to get the attention back. Crazy though - didn't this chick used to be a Christian singer or something?

Joe said...

I have to believe that somebody - a manager, publicist, image consultant or "friend" - is "helping" her with her image, and telling her that this is a good look, a good idea.

It is not a good look nor a good idea.

I'm glad I can think for myself!

WTF happens to people when they become famous that they can't freekin' think for themselves anymore?!

Wood said...

She looks like an orange paint canvas. Maybe that smooth talkin' adult contemporary John Mayer likes dirty girls.

"Hey Jessica, can you porn it up a bit?"