Monday, April 16, 2007

Somebody is eating their carrots. This is the worst headline ever.

I think that Paris Hilton carries herself pretty well most of the time, but this orange skin thing just ain't working. I don't think that she is an extremely pretty lady, but she's always decked out in tons of expensive shit and has her own stylist and goes out in public looking well put-together, but the missing eyebrows and shirt that matches her skin looks awful.
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5 comments:

seumas said...

Someone needs to explain to me why tans are hot. And presuming tans are hot to begin with, then what do all these idiots think is so hot about having an orange tan?! If you're rich and famous, can't you afford something that isn't some spray-on Flaming Carrot thing from Dark Horse Comics?

Give me the hot pale chicks any day. If you look like you never see the light of day, I'm your man.

Theresa said...

What about the orange skin and lavender lipstick??? yuck!

steve said...

Hey listen, that may not be a "tan". There are a few viruses that have an effect on liver function. When Sarah put Miss Hilton's storage locker items on the site I noticed a few prescriptions that weren't exactly for recreational use. And with her sexual history...well, sometimes I like to throw a little gasoline on the campfire.

stevobar said...

I'm smelling tuna again.....

seumas said...

Steve, you are a genius, sir.