Thursday, March 29, 2007

Starr Jones' husband thinks she's sexy.

I just wanted to post this for the sheer look of disgust on her gay buddy's husband's face... he thinks she's a hot piece of ass. I know that gravity will come for us all, and I do feel bad for pointing this out, but how much fucking extra skin does that lady have on her arms? It's strangely thin and just hanging from her actual arm... it's like she's wearing a skin shirt. She's freaky looking. Okay, is it just me or does the way Starr Jones look in this picture remind you of Nicole Ritchie? Discuss.
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16 comments:

gay bob said...

If she spent some time in the fucking gym, or even more time in front of the mirror. Some people just don't have any sense about how they look to other people. By the way, I'm no prize, but at least I have the decency, and common courtesy to cover it up.

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Theresa said...

Is that a long purple stretch mark on the side of her boob? Yuck!

RWgirl said...

Still not even remotely attractive. I bet her skin's all saggy now.

stevobar said...

I think the mark on her boob is a scar from an implant... and with all due respect to Gay Bob, no amount of time spent in the gym will get rid of the excess skin left over from her gravy days. She should never leave the house in sleeveless attire. Period.

Pam said...

OK lets get this straight once and for all. When you are morbidly obese and lose weight, never ever, I repeat never ever where sleeveless shirts.

You are forever going to look fat, weird, gross no matter what. If you opt to have your excess skin surgically removed, you have horrid scars. If you don't do anything thing with the skin, you get this! Clothing is your best option.

She is unattractive to me fat or skinny. However, if she wore something that covered her excess skin, things would look better.

Theresa said...

Maybe she could rank those bracelets up a bit higher and wear them on her saggy upper arms!

Shovelhead said...

Her hubby, friend, male companion (yawn - whatever) looks like he wiffed just after Starr let out a wet, jucy, fried crab-cake fart of biblical proportions. That, or she wants him to hook it in the motel room after the party. EEEEuuuwwww!

Wood said...

I totally thought that was an overly tanned Nicole Ritchie at first!!

Crazy and pretty creepy. She looks mummified.

Kristen said...

This is what happens when you get surgery to lose weight. Or lose weight quickly. Which she has done both.

It won't go away unless she has it surgically removed.

steve said...

Sarah, gotta tell you the expression on her hubby's face tells a different story!

davey nipples said...

storm says she looks like a skeleton trapped in chocolate pudding skin..........i concur.......

davey nipples

davelaf said...

I think she actually ate nicole richie before she "got skinny"? or snorted a bunch of coke. Now she is in purgatory by being married to a gay man, has chicken necks for arms and has the skelator features of her victim nicole richie. And by the way, have you heard much about her lately, no, she was a quick little appetizer for starzilla and the last we heard of her was a little burp.

8r said...

When she was fat, she looked almost attractive. Now.... well, she's not.

I think the big jewelry might've been left over from her 'gravy days'. Now, it's way out of proportion.

The lesson we should take away? Skinny does not equal attractive.

stevobar said...

Hey 8r - I don't mind the fact that you expropriated my "gravy days" comment... just don't make a career out of it...I spent several minutes coming up with an antonym for "salad days"...I thought it was original at the time...mayhaps it has been used before.

8r said...

hey, it got quotes. guess I could've put a © there too.