Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I know that she's probably just yawning...

...but it still makes me laugh. That is all.
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15 comments:

seumas said...

She has never been of any interest to me. Other than showing her vagina a decade before Britney, she's just any other average looking blond girl.

She's something like 50 now, so her uterus is all shriveled up like a fig. Now she's sporting this Susan Powter thing, which I'm sure Rick finds insanely attractive. Then again, he's hot for Ariana Huffington and the elderly mom from Home Alone, so . . .

By the way, sneezing contracts the vaginal muscles, so for a good time, blow some pepper in your girl's face just before climax. :D

PS: She looks like a zergling. Sarah, you won't know what that means because you're not a pathetic basement dwelling videogame dork like the rest of us losers. :P

Steve said...

seumas,

Well, if she dropped some pounds and learned to dress, she'd be worth a second look.

I've never noticed tits like that on a zergling though -- maybe my screen resolution is too low.

There's nothing inherently wrong with a 50-year old woman, by the way. My girlfriend is 59, and she looks better than the 28-year old I used to spend time with.

Steve said...

Oh, and Arianna Huffington looks a lot like my 3rd wife, who was (and still is) hot.

seumas said...
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seumas said...

There's something wrong when you're 50+ and dressing like a fifteen year old girl. Look at some of the other pictures from the 'source' link -- it gets worse!

I don't know about you, but I can't think of anyone 50+ who is really attractive and dresses like a highschool girl.

Anyway, I didn't say there was anything wrong with a 50+ year old. I just pointed out that she's dried-out and trying to wrap herself like she's still a juicy orange starburst candy.

stevobar said...

Open wide for chunky....her uterus may have shriveld up, but she still has a real pretty mouth....

By the way Seamus, do you REALLY consider the condition of a womens uterus to be a sexual hot button? I usually check those thoughts at the front door...if you catch my drift.

seumas said...

I don't know if I can agree about the mouth. She looks okay from below the neck and above the ankles, in the photos. In general she has the appearance of tootsie-roll wrapper.

I don't really consider sexual anything regarding Sharon Stone. I was simply pointing out that she's trying really hard to keep a fresh and juicy outside while the inside is so obviously shriveling up and drying out.

I don't think I'd want to get to her "front door", anyway. Or... maybe only because she's Sharon Stone. But still... ick.

Granted, all the "older women" I've been with in my life haven't been anywhere near that old, but don't you agree with me that going with your age and still being sexy is far more attractive than trying to be twenty at fifty? Eew.

steve said...

I'm yet another Steve. I have to agree with Seumas. I'm over 50 and remember Sharon in her heyday and the only good role she had was in "Casino". Now I know why Scorsese got the Oscar, getting a performance out of Sharon Stone.
She was OK but Kathleen Turner was hotter in Body Heat and Glenn Close was a better psycho bitch in Fatal Attraction. Seumas is also right if you look at the source photo, she is not aging well at all. And I don't remember her having big tits like that at the beginning of her career (Lindsay and Britney take note:everything eventually goes south for the winter. Sharon Stone is actually 49 but still dressing like that just makes you notice her age more.

Shovelhead said...

Maybe she's just hungry and is hoping to ingest some insectodial protein?

stevobar said...

You guys are too hard on Sharon...haven't you heard about K-Y jelly? Hell, I'd give her a go...I'd just keep a mental picture of her the way she looked when Arnold kicked her ass in "Total Recall". Goddamn she was hot, back in the day....she probably still smells better than Lindsay Lohan, even with her shrivled uterus...

seumas said...

You'd have to oil her up like a baseball glove, before you could start pitching her any balls. :D

stevobar said...

Batter Up!

Theresa said...

You guys are awful...but funny!

seumas said...

I just realized, she looks a bit like the tiny dinosaur in Jurassic Park that eats Seinfeld's mailman.

RWgirl said...

She looks like that ballerina in the youtube video