Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Paris Hilton is 53 years old.

Damn, woman- she is looking totally haggard. This is Paris last night after she was pulled over for not having her headlights on... and apparently she's rapidly aging and turning orange. I think her moment in the sun is coming to an end! yay!

6 comments:

RWgirl said...

She does have clothes on. So overall I'd say it's a net improvement.

seumas said...

How many shots at killing innocent people is this bitch going to get?! Driving under the influence. Driving with a suspended license. Can't she afford to hire a driver? I hope she's the next to croak. And nobody's going to write a fucking Candle In The Wind song for her.

And yes, I have an unusual amount of hate for Paris. It's to make up for Scotty's unusual love for her.

Theresa said...

I would love to hear what she was whining about on the phone! I am glad she doesn't have my number! I think she pays people just to ACT like they have sympathy for the sniveling little whiner.

Shovelhead said...

News is this latest moving traffic violation mat revoke her previous probation. The judge could send her to the slam for 30-90 days. We can only hope. I'll be waiting to see the first pix of her coming out of jail sans makeup, wearing a sack dress and off drugs for a month.

czenger said...

Why, oh WHY couldn't it have been Paris, instead of Anna? I still miss Anna! :(

steve said...

It looks as though she can't be bothered by the cops as she has her back turned and talking to someone on the cell. Someone, unlike the cops, who can get into The Palms without a warrant so more deserving of her attention...twat.