Friday, February 23, 2007

Okay, come on.



This is how the little kid from the movie About a Boy turned out. Good god - he's pretty. I understand that nobody cares about this but me, but Britney is still in rehab and Anna Nicole is still dead, so there's really nothing going on. If you've never seen the movie you should check it out this weekend, or read the book, both are excellent.

46 comments:

seumas said...
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seumas said...

I don't remember if I liked the movie, but the book was great. I have to say, that dude has kind of a funky face, though. It looks like Salvadore Dali slapped him upside the mouth with a sloppy brush and then sent him to androgyny camp. Of course, he probably gets more women in a day than I get in a decade, so . . .

Also, isn't Joshua Jackson going to be jealous?

Now I see you've added more photos. I'm sure Gay Bob appreciates the suspenders one, but that just makes me all sorts of uncomfortable.

Anyway . . . screw that. I AM pretty. Really, I am. I'm pretty too, damnit!


PS: If I ever went gay, it would have to be for David Duchovni or Adrian Paul (Duncan McCloud from the Highlander TV show).

Oh, and look at that.. the captcha verification for this post is thGAYwb!

seumas said...

Um... Rick is right. This kid didn't "turn out". He's still in the process of turning out!

DOB: 7 December 1989

He *just* turned 17!

Naughty, Sarah!

derick said...
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stevobar said...

Holy Crap...Methinks Derick is jealous, has issues, or both...

Give the girl a break for Chrissakes...she simply made an observation. Enough of the amateur Freudian analysis already....

Heve the best weeknd ever Sarah!

Sarah X Dylan said...

derick,

I deleted your comment because I felt that your psychoanalysis of me was not needed on this particular blog. Thanks for the info though, and have a super weekend!

sarah X.

Rob said...

He doesn't look like a real person at all. He looks like he's sculpted out of playdough with Mr. Potatohead features....only like a GQ Mr. Potatohead.

seumas said...

I'm not going to ass-kiss by commenting on the inaccurate and unneeded psychoanalysis. That should be left up to Doctor Scotty J, anyway. (But damn, who know guys could be so catty and jealous!)

I am, however, going to ass-kiss by taking issue with the comment that one supposes Sarah is cute enough. That's like supposing that a blow from kick-boxer Kit Cope might "hurt a bit".

Sarah, don't let this change the things you post and share.

Theresa said...

He was a geeky looking average little kid and really turned out to be quite a looker! WOW! Kind of the young Leonardo DiCaprio-ish type of a complexion!

Shovelhead said...

Why are there two large, furry, black catapillars on his face where the eyebrows should be?

gay bob said...

WOOF WOOF, WOOF WOOF!!

czenger said...

He looks like a "GAYED" up Ashton Kutcher...oh wait, make that MORE GAYED UP...!


Whaaaaaaaaaa, I miss Anna!

seumas said...

Dude, you're right. He looks like a less retarded version of Ashton Kutcher! Holy crap!

Man, this is so backwards. Usually a guy will mention how hot a chick is and all the girls who hear him start picking the girl apart for all her flaws. Sarah mentions how she's all hot for this jailbait and then all the GUYS start picking him apart like we're highschool girls.

We fuckin' rock, man. :D

derick said...

Sarah,

if you can't stand the heat, why do you climb into the oven in such a public fashion?

seumas said...

Dude, don't be such a bitter ass. Saying you find someone really attractive on your own website is hardly "climbing into the oven" and talking about NAMBLA and crap is really about ten steps too far.

derick said...

seumas,

the tone you take is often puzzling.
I pointed out that the taste of Sarah and the taste of NAMBLA members was similar, at least where this pouty young lad is concerned. The whole thing, this whole blog, Sarah's whole schtick is of a light hearted sarcastic nature. She pokes fun, without hatred (I hope) at those celebs that peak her interest at the moment.

Sarah, and her various foibles peak my interest from time to time and I, in a light-hearted way point out those things that she says and then run them into my cultural analysis machine to then make a comment.

She, by function of what she does here puts herself in the heat of the kitchen, where I suppose she actually belongs. I bet she can really roast a nice leg of lamb.

And did I understand you earlier to express that she was a "perfect 10", the very model of female beauty. She is very cute and gifted in her ability to package herself - the wonderful alterna moon boot of Portland women for the last 25 years. The painted smile of youth wears well on her but she is not one of the great beauties of our time. She is cute still, so I believe that in high school she did fairly well with the boys. That's all.

I can't believe I am typing to a fellow who openly announces that he reads such fine literature as was the inspiration for the movie in question. Yikes. It would be better if certain people did not read.

I am going to leave Sarah alone from now on. She posted the first comment on this thread and my response was so on that she was felt compelled to remove what I was responding to. A nice girl like Sarah needs not the interruption of a critic like me, with too tight a grasp on all of these things.

Go,
D

stevobar said...

OK seamus and derick - take it outside...

and by the way, seamus, I'll meet you out there too. I didn't appreciate your back handed comment about ass-kissing. I prefer to think of it as chivalry..

Where have all the good times gone??? Let's get back to piling on the celebrities instead of each other...best man on man cat fight ever!!!

seumas said...

Steveobar, that wasn't a slight toward you and apologies if you took it that way (did you not see MY ass-kissing?!). Don't let certain people's negativity reflect on all of us who just come here for some kicks and amusement. :)

And Derick, as a fellow visitor here, I find it lame that you jump at every opportunity to attack and deride Sarah. Aren't you a bigger man than that? What are you, some embittered ex that couldn't move on?

derick said...

SewerMas,

I never met the girl. I just can't stand a big mouthed broad and she, Sarah, has a big, painted, beautiful mouth...Ooh Creepy. But that was the comedy portion of this posting.

My actual trouble is with this whole premise of blogs that cut, from afar, and from very low places, at the rich and famous. Being rich and famous is not enough, I know, you also have to be a fuck up. But still, it just reeks of junior high school and of high school and the schoolyard in general, where the big picked on the small.

This blog, and others like it are like that but in the reverse. I suspect that most of those here who take part in such tear-down activities (for fun it is often said) were not popular in school, but small and hurting. I hate to think it but those of you so gleeful over the failings of "our betters" may have not been successful later in life. And here you are, picking from a computer at the scabs of people who are actually lesser than you, regardless of bank account or Earthly stature it is most of you, even in small apartments that have more going for you than the likes of people like Ms. Spears. So, it's a "I'm gettin you back sucker" mentality and I don't think there is any dignity in it. It's sin.

And what does this have to do with Sarah gently lusting over a 17 year old boy, nothing really. It's just that she is the host and moderator
(remover of blog entries) of this mess and so when I catch her in a position of comprimise I join in on the "fun" that it's perfectly ok for all of you to participate in and turn it around on Sarah. My hope is that she will change the tone of her hobby or close it down.
I don't pretend to think that I could have such an influence on her but I will try so long as I can still get in and hope to affect the opinions of those that spend time here.

I have attempted to lampoon all of the losers (those that are losers, most aren't) when I get a chance, and point out the folly that I see. Who will listen and feel the darkness of these times? none I suspect:

"but I hope to God that you will give the kid the right shot" - quote from the Judge's verdict in the Anna Nicole Smith Remains Case.

Wine and popcorn now.
In Boston they called it Nigger Food. But I contest, it is good with a movie and with anything, white or not...

stevobar said...

Ahh, now it's clear. Not only is derick a misogynist and a misanthrope, he's a racist to boot.

The ultimate triumvirate for human sludge....your comments made me throw up in my mouth...

Follow your slime trail back down into the ground and stay there derick...you are not welcome here.

derick said...

Stovepipe,

learn to read. If in certain circles of Boston culture (a well known racist urban center) things like popcorn are known and referred to as
"nigger food", and I then point out this fact, that makes me a racist?, wow.

It was in a workplace and I was once eating popcorn and I was told I was eating nigger food by a 8th generation Irish fellow. The Irish and Italians there have a very certain view of the world. One that would turn your stomach.

And hate filled it might be, you have to admire the depth of brainwashed-style and absurdity that produces such wordsmithing.

Liberalism is a mental disorder and you are one of it's retards. Yeah, retards.

It must be nice to be so blind.

But you do have one thing correct.
I would have no problem hitting a woman if she got out of line.

I am of course joking about all of this. Remember, this is a fun light-hearted blog.

Shovelhead said...

Why is it every time derick weighs in on any of these blogs conversations, it's like all the oxygen being sucked from the room?

derick - Please to be checking your pseudo-intellectualism at the door. If you can't understand Shara's instructions and purpose for this blog site - try the Portland Mercury (politics).

gay bob said...

It amazes me that one drop dead, gorgeous, boy could spark so much interest. I unashamedly can't wait for a year to pass.

seumas said...

*shudder at gay bob*

How come Hugh Grant doesn't get any love anymore? I thought he was funny and british and sensitive and all that crap?

Anyway, dude still looks like he has a Stallone mouth, to me -- but I think he could really play a Noirish character pretty well in something.

Jim said...

He looks like an elf. A gay elf. A homosexual gay elf.

Really, he's got odd looking features. But he looks tons better than he was in that movie.

gay bob said...

Come on seumas, if it were a girl most guys would be thinking what I just said.

seumas said...

Yeah, but I think the comparable female to this guy is whats-her-face from ET. She has the same weird mouthy thing going on.

And actually, dudes are FAR WORSE about chicks. There is actually a Dakota Fanning countdown clock out there.. and she's like.. TWELVE!

*shudder*

gay bob said...

Touche, seumas. Although gay guys seem to have more of a reputation for being "chicken hawks."

Aaron said...

Okay... First, all elves are gay...

And, just because I want people to yell at me as well... But I want both gay bob and Sarah to feel better...

The Age of Consent is 16 in England... Which is why Mr. Potter could fling his wang about on stage...

So... Sarah and Gay Bob... Lust away for the young lad. :)

seumas said...

Since Sarah is going to prison for contempt of court, this is all moot.

Also, all elves are gay?! What about Dark Elves and Blood Elves? This boy looks more like a LOTR elf, though... which I agree is rather gay.

gay bob said...

Thank you for wanting to make me feel better, Aaron. Just as a by the way, I sent both Sara and Rick, stills from equus, if they care to share them with anyone. And yes the young Mr. Potter is rather "horse" like.

seumas said...

That can't possibly be true. Is it, Bob?! I guess it goes into that whole thing Rick always talks about how you can be a good looking guy or have a big penis, but nature usually doesn't give the same person both.

Fortunately, I am extremely ugly, so . . .

Plus, you gotta have balls to strike out on something totally new like that dude did. :)

Sara said...

Sarah,

Since you obviously like barely legal boys (kidding!) I was wondering if you had seen the pictures of Daniel Radcliffe from the Eqqus play.

I think you might enjoy those.

gay bob said...

sara, I sent her those pictures.

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seumas said...

Except THAT might actually be illegal, what with Radcliff being, you know, under age.

steve said...
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seumas said...

Uh, the theater Harry Potter is doing his play at is in London. I know we're America and all, but Britain has different laws.

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seumas said...

Yeah, but the internet crosses all borders.

Unfortunately (well, fortunately for us), she lives in America, which means that these laws apply. Just because the age of consent in Italy or wherever is 14 doesn't mean you can go around looking at photos of naked 14 year olds.

But really, I can't imagine anyone would want to see that freak naked. He looks like some sort of weird dust-bunny monster stick thingy. *shudder*. Maybe Radcliff will "grow into his looks", but god damn that is one ugly dude.

steve said...

I've gotta agree with you on that one. I'm also gonna remove my post with the webpage listed. Don't want to give the NAMBLA guys that Derick mentioned to many ideas.

steve said...

Hey.

redhedho68 said...

Oh I Care! Loved that movie too. It me be illegal, but put that boy on a stick and let me lick him! Oh thank you Sarah for posting pretty pics of pretty boys!
xoxo

redhedho68 said...

Oh I Care! Loved that movie too. It me be illegal, but put that boy on a stick and let me lick him! Oh thank you Sarah for posting pretty pics of pretty boys!
xoxo