Thursday, January 18, 2007

This picture of Jessica Simpson made me laugh

I saw this and really felt that I owed it to you, the people, to post it. Now, I know that Jessica's girls are "all real", but they really do look all plastic-ey in this photo. Feel free to caption!
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8 comments:

seumas said...

I don't think that's the only time she's been on her knees, taking a big black "microphone" to the face from that angle.

And what's up with that outfit?! When did women start getting the idea that they should wear clothing that separates the breasts and pulls them to the side so they look all freaky and unappealing, instead of squishing and lifting?! You could drive a hummer between those things.

Morty said...

everyone seems to think they need to jam the microphone up in their grill these days. works for rappers, the rest of yaz, forget it.

Pam said...

Seumas once again summed it all up!

Shovelhead said...

Somewhere implanted on her back is an old Air Jordan, Nike shoe pump. When "The Girls" get a bit saggy, just pump 'em up as they appear here. Sumas is right - men want canyon cleavage, not a 6-lane freeway.

gay bob said...

Seumas comes throgh again, SPEAK INTO THE MIC, JESSICA!

ed said...

When trying to think of captions, I look at that picture and my mind is suddenly filled with lyrics to one of those instructional hoe-down musical numbers for some reason.

derick said...

yummo!

Jeff said...

"Like this daddy?"