You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
clean house - organize lifebe soberbe honest with everyonethrowing upMight as well put "don't kill people" and "don't eat babies" on there, too. What the hell?!Thanks for making me laugh so hard I literally cried. My stomach actually hurts from laughing every time I read this now. Such GOLD!Frankly, I almost feel a little bad for her. But she's super rich and popular and I'm just some complete middle class asshole male, so she can eat a dick. :D
Paris writes "Trust those who you are close with." She doesn't need to worry about other people sabotaging her..she is doing a DAMN good job of sabotaging herself!
Oh, wait. is "clean house" a euphemism she's using for "organize life"? I thought they were essentially separate items. I was trying to figure out why Paris Hilton would be cleaning her own house.Holy crap, I'm retarded sometimes.
"Get a sponsor"??? What the F?How about Clorox Bleach to sponsor the mass cootie wash you so desparately need?
boy and I thought MY life was fucked up? I guess money really doesn't make it all better...
Well, seumas, we already know she can eat a 9 1/2" dick.
I have never wanted Paris more than I do now. It's hot when chicks are messed up. I mean, you could beat her up after dinner and before bed time and she wouldn't even notice.Paris, where a man can be a man.
I think the "sponsor" was a reference to an alcoholics anonymous sponsor, perhaps.As for her being hot... being crazy and messed up doesn't compensate for complete fugliness. A completely messed up and crazy Scarlet Johansen is hot. Even maybe a Lohan. But a Hilton?! Eew.
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