Thursday, January 04, 2007

The creepy guy who wrote me on myspace.

"Sarah

Well you are probably thinking that i am just another guy with another profile.
viewing other profiles well i am not. To Tell you the truth; I think most woman are too
conservative for me. If you view
my profile you will see that i am looking for an Exotic,
Seductive, And passionate woman.I am not into the good girl type.I am looking for more of
someone along the lines of an Angelina jolie type of woman. not a girl. You see I love a woman
who have some level of power over people; It is a total turn on.I love a woman who can take
control. having power is a total turn on for me. I prefer power over looks anyday. it is also turn
on when a woman makes the first move.If you view my profile then you will probably
understand where i am coming from. I would love to visit your world and show you my
passionate side

The color black is also a turn on; I get totally turned on by a woman who wears black
( She does not have to wear it all the time)
out

Glen "

EDIT: Hey guys, I want to thank you for standing up for me during this, um, bizarre situation that has escalated to this guy actually making blog posts about it. I decided to take down the link to his myspace page because, as we can all see, this guy has had way too much attention as it is, and we should now leave him alone on his quest to find his perfect 'Angelina Jolie' woman. I know it's amusing, but it's starting to get weird to me that he's writing my website in his ABOUT ME section and writing me more emails... let's just move forward, eh? I love you all very much, you are RAD, and if I get another email like that I will be sure to post it. Thanks!

41 comments:

SofeePDX said...

Heya Sarah,
I got this exact same note a few weeks ago. Sad thing is, the only pictures I have on my Myspace is one of my hound dogs. Go figure.
--Sofee

Dpitts420 said...

Freakin' Weird.
But got to love his "Moxie"

Stay clear, very clear of him.

seumas said...

I'm still on the first hour of the show, so I don't know what this is about -- but what's curious is if the guy is so creepy, who are the other 24 chicks that got weird messages and thought "yeah, I wanna be friends!"?

I'm just glad that Sarah posted about a "creepy guy" and it wasn't about moi. *phew*!

seumas said...

Now that you posted the email:

Didn't he see the "in a relationship" part of your profile?!

Anyway, I've had my share of creepy chicks and while it's awkward, it's infrequent since I'm a male. Sometimes I'm really glad I'm not a girl.

Jeff said...

Holy shit run, as fast as possible. He only has 1.5 guys in his buddy list and has this little gem to say: "If i feel a woman is keeping her distance from me; ( maybe because she is not interested in me) then i will keep my distance from her." Nothing screams psycho louder my friend.

seumas said...

Jeff, I think that translates as:

"I have a history of obeying restraining orders."

Heh.

Kyle said...

C'mon guys, how can you hate a man who loves the movie Roadhouse.

RWgirl said...

That's why I no longer have a MySpace account.

Rob said...

I propose all guys reading this (and come on, we are mostly guys reading Sarah's site) invite this guy to be a MS Friend. Then we can post as we wish on his comment space. Be creative and FABULOUS in your comments!

Ed Yuban said...

That guy is totally doing it for me.

Jason said...

Any fan of Richard Marx is a friend of mine! :)

Shovelhead said...

I'm no shrink, but to me the whole thing from creepy guy screams "Momma's Boy" (as in forced to have sex with). EEEuuuwwwww!

Theresa said...

What kind of person lists Simon Cowel as their hero?

steve said...

Looks to me like someone thinks he is Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver" and wants to make little Sarah his Jodie Foster. I'm glad I live in the Hawthorne neighborhood and not out in Tualatin (the burbs can be pretty dangerous!!!).

Hethyr said...

uhh YUCK. Nice GI Joe hair too.

Rob said...
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seumas said...

The creepiest thing is how he goes on and on and on in his actual profile about how he knows how to back off if a woman wants him to and how to read negative signals and how not to be too scary and yadda yadda yadda. Yiiiick.

gay bob said...

This is the serial killer, "mass murderer of women"look. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Pam said...

This is the message the idiot sent to me in response to the letter you posted..........

I never even emailed you this messsage; i had emailed it to two separate girls; one of the two girls like the message so much that we went out on a date. Sarah was a mistaske; she is twenty six; My range is mid thirty to mid 40.If i had known sarah was 26; i would not have emailed her the message. And as far as it being a dumbass message well......OPINIONS VARY. And tell your friends who read the message that if that was such a dumbass message; why did i get a date out of it.If you dont believe me; i will give you her phone number; you can ask her yourself.

seumas said...

First of all, it says her age at the top of the page (not to mention that she's in a relationship below that).

Also, his "range" is 30-40 and he is surprised he can get a date? This is myspace. Desperate middle aged dates have gotta be like shooting fish in a barrel.

And all he got out of it was a date? The bar is lower on myspace. The effort it takes to get laid on myspace is less than required to just get a date in meatspace. Not to mention - dating someone from myspace?! ICK.

And last -- DON'T FUCK WITH THE SARAH. She has a posse, you creepy bastards.

stetsonman said...

Ok

stetsonman said...

Ok viewers;i want to set the record straight there; i am the infamous so called creep from my space that wrote that blog to a woman named Sara.now before you start passing anymore judgements yes i was in the wrong for posting the comment. But you need to hear my side of the story before you draw anymore negative animosity towards me.Now here is my side.
It was new years eve or new years day; i was viewing profiles; i came across a womans profile on my space who was about 36. i had read some her blogs; she had stated in the blog that she wanted to hear a seductive message and not some cheesy pick up line and so i sent her the following message to see what kind of response i would get. Well i never heard back from her but, i thought i would take it a step further and send it to a few woman sort of as an experiment just to see what kind of responses i would get. So this mesasage that i address to this person named sara was not originated to her even thought i had sent to her. And i will admit that i am very stupid for not at least seeing if this person was in a relationship or not. ( i leared my lesson now because i feel kind of infamous now.And to all the people that view me and my profile as being creepy, psyco, scary or whatever. I am actually a normal guy just like the rest of you all. Like i had stated in a previous email to the person named sara.( I had actually contact her after i found out my infamousy) you can run a criminal backround check on me: you can have some law enforcement official search my computer; i have nothing to hide. Hell if i have to prove myself that i am not a psycho;hell I will even do a radio interview.( i read where Sara was a radio producer)
When i created this my space profile; it was kind of spur of the moment. My profile is basically a roughdraft; I was watching a special on tv called my space and how it has had an impact on peoples lifes so i decided to create a profile at the last minute. So i have learned my lesson; i admit that i am in the wrong here.If you have any question about my profile that you may think is offensive; please feel free to inquire. I feel right now i need to prove my self just a little to prove to everybody that i am not this psyco person.I hope you had a happy new year everybody.

glen

Pam said...

Well then Glen thanks for the entertainment!!!

Everyone else ~ oh my what else can I say.

Hmmm I know...Sarah please accept my friend request. :)

Pam said...

Stetson man lmfao

stetsonman said...

Ok i am back as you all remember; i am the "infamous" my spacer who wrote the "infamou" blog to Sara. This message is actually in response to a snip it in my profile that was taken way out of context. I feel by explaining all this away, My 15 hours of infamous fame will vanish. Ok; In response to Jeffs comment about me. When i said that if i feel a woman is keeping her distance from me,what i met was for example; lets say that i am in a night club or bar and i approach a woman; i start to talk to her but she is not really making eye contact or is just giving me one word answers, that kind of tells me that she is distancing herself from me; she is not showing any interest. In this equation i tend to "distance myself from those type of woman where most guys would probably carry on a little further. the last thing that i want to do is make a woman feel uncomfortable; i dont wan tto do that.( i watch the show blind date;i pretty much can study a womans interest or non interest in a date.) based on that.Another example; lets say that i get a phone number from a woman and i call her ( At least twice) but never heard back from her; That would mean in my eyes that she is distancing herself from me.I am not the type of guy that is going to keep calling a woman (like most guys would) that i had just met who does not return my call. and thats where the part of me saying that i know what my boundaries comes in.( and yes it has happened to me before.)and maybe if you reread my my space accout; maybe it wont be as creepy as some people characterize it as. Ok hopfully my 15 hours of infamous fame is over with and i can move on. Again if there is anymore questions; feel free to ask. BYE

Theresa said...

Hmmm.

RWgirl said...

This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

RWgirl said...

It's given hours upon hours of entertainment to the international forums I frequent.

...Yes, I'm a sad, sad geek girl.

Shovelhead said...

Hey: Stetsonman, Glen or whatever schitz alias you are using today.

Ever hear of digging a hole? While your lengthy defensive diatribes may be entertaining, if you're genuinely trying to "explain" - just drop it! The more you write, the more Sarah's Posse is assured you truly are the Creepy Guy we all want to avoid ever meeting.

seumas said...

To be fair, sometimes it's easy for someone to take something you meant innocently as something creepy and imposing. It's reasonable to say that nice, decent, normal and completely harmless people can unintentionally come across as creepy or oogey.

Frankly, I think Glen's message (not to mention the whole sending that sort of thing to strange girls to begin with) is completely creepy and weird. Likewise, I think Glen is probably a guy you could have a beer with and trust to watch your kid. Well, your dog at least.

My advice (for what it's worth), would be that in the future approaching a girl (especially online) with something like "hey, you seem really interesting and I dig that you are into blahblahblah" is a great way to start out.

Women are always on guard for the obvious, so it never works unless they are SUPER drunk (vodka tonic with lime!).

But really, sending something like that to a girl that plainly states she is the producer of a radio show is probably not the best move. :D

Pam said...

Ok...
Seumas summed it up perfectly. I also believe he is starting to actually feel sorry for you.

I on the other hand need to address the fact that you referenced the t.v. show Blind Date. The fact that you feel like you learn from it has me even more creeped out. One more thing, I think Tonya Harding is single.

stetsonman said...

Ok i learned a valuable lesson from all this. I will read before i write. ( i actually do read before i write; i just did not read the part where she was in a relationship;My big screw up; I will make it 100% next time.And once again i am really tired of having to defend myself here. In response to Pams remark about Blind Date; I never said that i learned anything from blind date. Let me rephrase it a little i basically met that i can determine by a woman's body language or communication signals whether she is interested in her date or not. Some guys are blind and dont realize that their date is not digging them because they are not as proficient in reading signals. Once again I apoligize for my screw up. I will take this as a learning experience; i will read before before i write.(even if i have to read it twice.) You guys do have a right to think that i am creepy. Goodbye.
"I'll tell you what everybody;" i will go ahead and just add in my profile that i made a mistake; i will explain in detail the mistake that i made and maybe i can shed some positive light out of it. i will paste the infamous message in my blog to let people know that i am not hiding behind a wall or mask. goodbye.

stetsonman said...
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RWgirl said...

Jesus, so the profile went from creepy to a-hole-ish. I don't know if this is an improvement...

Once an asshat always an asshat I guess.[/mean]

RWgirl said...

You sir are being a jerk and you know it. Stop screwing with Sarah!


She doesn't deserve the passive agressive BS that's on your MySpace. Be a man and drop it. This would have been over and done with if you hadn't continued to fan the fire.

gay bob said...

He's still a fucking creep, and he just gets creepier by the second. Don't fuck with Sarah! asshole!

seumas said...

So, Sarah, what you're saying is that we need a new direction? :D

Pam said...

I think Sarah is saying that we need a "new Direction"

Seumas you are too funny!

stetsonman said...
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Tammy said...

I think most of you are not being fair to stetsonman. Most men do not know a lot about women to start with.
The men on this page who say they have never sent a message to a strange girl online are all liars.
Stetsonman has apologized and no one here seems to take that seriously.
As far as this chick Sara is concerned. She is not so famous that men all over the world are seaking her out. It was myspace for goodness sake. If you don't want messages from strangers don't get a myspace page.It is called Commonsense...Look that word up please.
Hell until I saw this blog of hers on the net ...I never heard of her.
Stetsonman may very well be a nice guy who made the mistake of not reading everything before he wrote to her. If any one of you have never done anything wrong or offensive or even a little creepy in your life...Well you stand up and let me know so I can laugh in your face.
No one here is perfect and we have all made our mistakes. Seems to me that some of you need to get a real life and get your head out of Sara's ass. She probably thinks that is just a creepy as the guy who sent her the message.I would if I were here.

Wood said...

I just finally had to set my profile to private.

No other way to avoid this shit. Now I approve every last one of the people who get to see my shit.

The bad eggs ruin it for the lot, I tell ya.