Monday, January 15, 2007

Close-up of Paris Hilton's missing tooth

Mmm... gummy.

10 comments:

seumas said...

There is just something about Paris that makes me literally feel on the verge of throwing up, sometimes. She just looks so awkward and unattractively inhuman. Like some sort of weird child's action figure from neptune. Scotty really is on crack if he's got a thing for her. Ick.

Theresa said...

I knew it was missing.
Thanks for finding the proof Sarah!

Now I have to wonder why she doesn't seem to be the least bit self conscious about a missing tooth?????

Shovelhead said...

See, SEE! I TOLD you it was a missing tooth (and not just a "lighting shadow" as some Paris fans purported it to be). Leave it to Sarah to ferret out the tooth (haa-ha, get it?) for us!

Now - we need the story - what happened to it, and why is she walking around with an unfilled hole in her head?

Frankie said...

I'm missing the same tooth. Only because i'm too broke to fix it. What a %#$%.

seumas said...

Yeah, Paris doesn't strike me as the kind of girl that typically walks round with unfilled holes.

Pam said...

Here Paris....I can spare a chicklet!!!

steve said...

I've got to agree with Seumas. Paris does look a bit like an alien and I can't believe the Hiltons don't have better dental coverage!!

gay bob said...

Paris has always looked like a drag queen to me!

seumas said...

Can jizz rot your teeth?

steve said...

Yeah...one tooth at a time.