Thursday, August 10, 2006
...I've told you all I'd post the first alleged pictures of baby Suri Cruise, and here they are. Yup, pretty lackluster, I know. I don't even see how the people are saying that blur is even a baby, or any evidence of one at all. (EDIT: after staring at the picture for about 5 minutes I figured out that the baby is laying at a 45 degree angle... I couldn't see it in the picture initially, but after looking for awhile you'll see the little freak show). Anyway, this is supposedly a view into the Cruise's bedroom, and that is supposedly the baby laying on the bed. I don't want to deny the people, so even though the picture is terrible, this is the first proof that the baby exists. Oh, and hopefully that's Katie Holmes staring out the window, because the creepy floating face is a bit unnerving.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Monday, August 07, 2006
It's been awhile since Paris has given me a good picture to work with... just when she looks like she's cleaning up her act she goes and does this. I have to ask, though - is this an enormous vagina or just her odd- shaped butt cheeks? When dealing with Paris Hilton you can never be sure. Ugh, I can't type any more because the picture is posted right above where I'm typing, and it's disgusting.