Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Happy Birthday, hot-ass Jake Gyllenhaal!

...and to celebrate, here is a present for all of you ladies (and some of you boys)... the greatest photo of this hot young man EVER. Okay, maybe not ever, but it's pretty damn hot. I know, I know, he might not strike the fancy of some of you out there, but can't you just appreciate this picture for what it is? This is a beautiful creature, my friends.

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9 comments:

Seumas said...

Oh, sure. Make fun of all the ditzy funky looking famous chicks, but drool all over Jake, huh? I smell a doublestandard here!

But dude, who the hell knew Jake Gylienhaal was ripped? That guy must get more tail than a dog pound.

RWgirl said...

Someone won the genetic lottery.

Anonymous said...

what,

This guy is lame in the face dept.
He is a good actor as current acting skills go but...

If this guy worked at a comic book store you broads would be laughing at him. Actually, I think he pumped my gas the other day at the Cheveron without offering to clean my wind screen.

It looks like he spends more time in the gym than the average homosexual, and for that I guess he wins something...MORE STEEROIDS!

whatever? hollywood is boring.
No offence intended to the more sensative types on this blog. Get over it!

leaper said...

Ohh, I think Jake has a sweet, cuddly, yet sexy puppy dog face. That seems weird now that i wrote it but whatever. But that body yeah...Thanks for posting that Sarah!

Mykie said...

I'll take 2 please!

Shovelhead said...

The boxer underwear looks used and dirty. I guess ripped abs meaning never having to do your laundry.

Theresa said...

I don't find him particularly hot...usually..but this photo is quite enticing :)

gay bob said...

THANK YOU SARAH! You've just made my sad, pathetic, existence more tolerable!

S.I. Oakes said...

Yummy yumm yumm Happy Birthday to me.