Friday, December 08, 2006

Gossip Links

Lindsay Lohan tried to slit her wrists with a butter knife; does not succeed, because it's a fucking butter knife. (CITY RAG)

Going to LA this weekend? Head on over to Tori Spelling's garage sale & buy some 90210 trinkets. (HOLLYWOOD RAG)

...and, for the hell of it, here is Britney Spears presenting an award at some recent awards show. With her nipple hanging out. Happy weekend!

8 comments:

Bad Boy Bubby said...

God damn this is just desperate.

She has gone into "fuck it" mode. Her stretch marks her miss shaved vag, leaving a tit out from being a baby-milk dispenser.

It's just sad.

seumas said...

Oh, Lindsey.. come on... the cutting part? Hot hot hot. But with a butter knife?! We want to bang crazy chicks. Not Rosie O'Donnel retards.

Anonymous said...

It's not a nip. I think it's just a crappy part of the bra-line on her crappy dress. After all, we've seen the shaved cooter so what's the point of flashing a boring, PG-13-rated nip.

shevaun said...

Is it just me, or is she aging too rapidly to be healthy? I know most of you were looking at her nipple, but her face just looks haggard. Damn.

seumas said...

No, I agree. I was going to say that her face literally looks like someone put makeup on a pig.

theresa said...

I bid .25 cents for the Tori Spelling portrait. I really just want the frame :)

Brian said...

Blow that nip up for us Sarah!

Pllleassseeee?

gay bob said...

She has the emotional development of a fucking three year old!