You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
Watch as I demonstrate with this microphone how I plan to maintain my "fame" and "career"!
Yo..yo..one, two....uh...one, two...one, two...buckle my shoeuh,three, four...
Here I go on my downward spiral, I will be drunk, arrested and have no place to live within a year of the divorce!!!!Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Holy crap, the Grim reaper is chasing me! I will clobber him with this fake arm."
"Thank you for choosing Burger King, May I take your order..."
The hottest artist in Concentration Camp Hip-Hop, it's Fed-Ex!
Look, see what I can get in my mouth!
And now my impression of Britney...
This is how I sucked my future earnings out of Britney's womb.f-matt with a rusty grapefruit spoon...firstname.lastname@example.org
I'll open this wide for anyone who buys my shitty CD.
Moxie's new spokesperson.
"Don't want to watch you...... Mr. Roboto....
K-Fed's decision to let the killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer join his band was an ill-advised one...
I lost my meal ticket and my gag reflex. You do the math.
Eminem took 8 Mile, I can take 10 inches.....
oh shit - i thought this was a dildo like i blow... i mean sing into... at home!
Thank you Clackamas Town Center! We'll be back at 9pm, please be sure to sample some Gouda at Hickory Farms upstairs and don't miss the Juice Tiger demonstration in 15 minutes in the food court. We Out, Peace!
How I spent my time @ the neverland ranch..er..minus the mic.Why doesn't he return my calls?
*bows to Mike*
Well done mike.
Hey! My kids first word was ....dissapointment. Isn't that cute?
The Grim Reaper stood silently by watching...waiting...14:57...14:58...14:59...
Hey everyone, Ive succedded as a music artist now I'm going to be an actor!chirp......chirp.
I can never remember....am I supposed to blow or suck?
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