Thursday, November 16, 2006

Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka Cat Lady) that Rick is obsessed with:


14 comments:

seumas said...

More like DOG woman. GROSS. EEW. Seriously, there is no quantity of beer that would make me hit that. SICK.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it gets worse.

http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg

Morty

Mofrak said...

Anonymous - Your picture looks like one of the puppets from the Land of Confusion video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56QSkTnTTDg

Theresa said...

Now I am ill. Thanks Sarah!

seumas said...

God damn it, Sarah. Thanks for the newer photo... I was on a conference call with a lot of bigwhigs at Apple and my own company when I refreshed the page and saw that -- and literally yelped "OH MY GOD!" out loud on the phone.

Thanks.. a lot.. gaaah!

Anonymous said...

is this real??? its totally c.g.i.'d er some shit... put that in a christian science class.. this is the evolutionary step between man and monkey... agree? -cox in the couv

rebecca said...

has she had a chin implant or is she just all hopped up on 'roids?

Anonymous said...

AAAAHHHHHH! Jesus Christ! Don't DO that, Sarah! Posting pix like this on unsuspecting fans could cause coronaries! Man - that is scarier than any rubber mask bought at Spencer's before Halloween! EEEEK!

seumas said...

In response to some of the questions here, let me share what is stated in Wikipedia

There is also a biased biography of her, which states that her billionaire husband (mentioned below) eventually returned to her.

Gross. You would think if you were a billionaire, you'd be simultaneously banging hot college chicks every night rather than humping on a dried up . . . whatever she is.


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Jocelyn Wildenstein, (born August 5, 1940 in Switzerland) or "Cat Woman," is a wealthy American socialite who is seen in the tabloid press frequently due to her extreme plastic surgery. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname "The Bride of Wildenstein," a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Jocelyn has allegedly spent £2 million on cosmetic surgery over the years.

She is known to have received several silicone injections to the lips, cheek, and chin along with a facelift and eye reconstruction to appear more "feline like".

The psychological purposes of cosmetic treatment has been hotly debated; however, most conclude she had the surgeries done in order to win back the affections of a billionaire husband who loved large wild cats. He was originally horrified and almost immediately filed for divorce.

Jocelyn shared a common interest of exotic wild cats with her ex-husband, who eventually left her for the other woman. In 2004, the two apparently reunited after having been distraught without one another. She currently resides in New York City and is often seen at social events and night clubs throughout the city with celebrity friends.

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gay bob said...

Another nightmare from Sarah

JC said...

DAMN!!!!!!!! No, really. DAMN!!!!! What the fuck was that? I almost shit myself.


Kill it! Kill it! is it dead yet? Shit, no, hit it again!!!!

Jareth said...

She's got cat scratch fever.


I'm sorry, that was to hacky

Siddharth said...

I want her.
I want to have sex with her.
Our children will be like dogs and cats.

Edgar said...

What happen to her lips?