Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Holy shit, Britney Spears files for divorce!!

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.


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11 comments:

Boba Fett said...

Thank God!!! not too big a fan of the Britster, but she can do better than K-fed....

seumas said...

I think girls are the only ones who think she's getting her groove back. It's that whole easily identication with her for the whole "kick that man to the curb; you go girl!" thing. You know her stock is increasing with all the depressed MILFs and divorced middle aged women. But it sure isn't increasing with the penis-weilding populcation.

But hey, everyone needs their heroes.

Great that she can just divorce him. "Oops, I made a stupid mistake!". Unfortunately, her grubby chillin's are stuck with Kevin Federline in their bloodline and their life FOREVER. Way to think about yourself -- years too late -- you unelastic has-been twat!

How long until she puts out a Nick Lache style album with lots of obvious "oh, poor me, I got divorced, you hurt me, you were a mistake, but now I'm a strong, tough, independant woman and I'm moving on with my life and I will survive!" album?

People, we can NOT let Spears return to the public eye triumphant. She is not Katie Holmes. She doesn't deserve our pity or support or anything else. Root for her continued demise! It's much more entertaining to watch!

Lish said...

Holy shit, she actually did it. Too bad she chose to breed with him first. Those are some fugly children. Hopefully they grow out of his genes and in to hers.

Capt. Kirk said...

Seumas:

I think what you meant to say was, "How long until she put out TO Nick Lache...."

Anonymous said...

So now, will K Fed be known as Fed Ex?

Squid Vicious said...

how long until the sex tape hits the streets?

seumas said...

Nick is still a good looking, well-liked guy as far as I can tell. I think we'll see Spears putting out to Dustin Diamond long before she gets Nick. I predict there will be a Britney sex-tape making the rounds before 2008.

gay bob said...

YAWN!

Anonymous said...

Married two years, two kids..divorce.

White trash...not for just for the poor anymore.

Mort

Anonymous said...

Well, now that she's a dee-vor-say (again), Brits can resume trolling the single-wide park for Bubba no. 3. K-Fed, there's a car wash opening with your name on it.

Jareth said...

I just wonder what was the final straw for divorce?

Do you think he left the seat up? Was that it?

My guess he probably shat like a chimp in the middle of the recessed pre-georgian foyer.