Friday, November 03, 2006

DAMN.


Sister is looking HAGGARD. I think that all of her hard partying has finally caught up to her... she does not look anywhere near 20 years old. What is with the bags? The bloodshot eyes? This is the premiere of the biggest fucking movie of her career so far and she couldn't stay in for just one night? Grr. I don't mean to be so bitchy, but isn't it annoying to anyone else? Girls like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton basically run our country (at least take up most of the media's time) and why? So we can watch the waste away from anorexia and drug addictions? Whatever. Sometimes I can't believe I have this blog to pander to these slut monkeys.

Here is Lindsay Lohan, richer than any of us will ever be, and not grateful for it whatsoever. Oh well. I'm done ranting. Anyway, I hope to see you all at the Leykis listener party this afternoon at Barracuda ( 9 NW 2nd) at 3PM (doors at 2PM). I swear I'll be in a good mood. Let's drink!

13 comments:

Boba Fett said...

i couldnt agree with you more...everything goin for her and not even a care for what she's doing.....

Anonymous said...

What a hag! She may as well look 30 now, because she will be dead long before she ever gets there at this rate!

Seumas said...

I thought that was a current photo of Linda Carter (the old Wonder Woman).

gay bob said...

Been rid hard and put away wet, one too many times.

Anonymous said...

Yes - the eyes are a give away, but so is the skin-flap, wrinkly area around her arm pit. No amount of youth, exercise or personal trainers can help when the skin takes a beating from the inside caused by booze, drugs and lack of sleep. Agree - she won't see 30. Rejoice!

steelmachinezero said...

Again die faster

Jareth said...

She has now got that Fergie cracked look.

Im just waiting for a photo of her pissing herself.

Jareth said...

Hope the listner party went well.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that's not a pic of Delana without her piercings and matted hair?

Anonymous said...

seriously everyone. the only reason i want to be rich is so i can party THAT hard! she is living the dream! stop hating

Tracer said...

less coke, more sleep.

L & L said...

Slut monkey, huh? Now that's a high school term if I've ever heard one.

Anonymous said...

Ok Girls,

WE, men and boys, do not care what you think.. She looks hot no matter what she tries.. Get over it