Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Caption this!



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Okay, so since I'm without a lot of money, I don't have much to offer contest-wise, so here's what I came up with: if you come up with the best caption, I'll let you know, and you can send me a picture of yourself, or, even better, a picture of someone you don't like, and I'll put it on my blog, along with some scathing commentary for all to enjoy, sandwiched between all of the other celebrity pictures. What fun! See, everyone wins! Not really.

18 comments:

Jack Bastard said...

I'M JERRI BLANK I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

tracer said...

that is fantastic.

Michael in Seattle said...

"Look, Ma, no hands!"

Anonymous said...

My dentist loves me.

Theresa said...

Uhhh....is Brit getting a case of the hairy tongue? I know she was drinking red wine..but GROSS!!!

calebism said...

"That white glob? It's not gum. It's the last little bit of dignity and self-respect I'm chewing up."

blondengrneyed said...

Wonder if I swallow boys? Now you know the answer!

seumas said...

Is this a random photo or are am I supposed to know who that photo is of?

Bad Boy Bubby said...

HEY K!!, As you can see I've moved onto black guys!!!

Anonymous said...

This is what y'all call the Louisiana top 'n bottom equalizer.

Anonymous said...

Look ma, fallopian tubes!

Slenderella said...

"OMG, I just realized I didn't put any underware on again!"

Delilah said...

I forgot my PAAAANNTS.....again!

Bad Boy Bubby said...

Hey Paris, I can horsegag!

Richard said...

I once sucked a dick "this big"

Jareth said...

I kiss my mom with this mouth!!

Though my mouthwash consists of..
2 shots vodka
1 gallon of drano
3 prayers of dignity
and with a jigger of reproductive grade A napalm.

Jareth said...

Hey Mom, this is the face I give while jumping from the Paramount hotel.

Or maybe I don't, and the press said this didn't happen.

Anonymous said...

aaaaaa! for christsake put on panties already! Oh, wait, my mistake thats her mouth this time.