Monday, November 13, 2006

Britney Spears infuriates me.


This is what is bothering me: this, right now is Britney Spears time to shine and win back the people and re-establish herself as hot in the public eye, and she's FUCKING BLOWING IT. Britney! Take off the goddamn santa hat! And why, dear sweet god why, are you wearing white sunglasses at night? And the sweater. I don't even know where to begin with the sweater. Too tight? Yes. Too short? You bet. Too see-through? Yup. Left boob hanging over the top of your bra so you can see it through your see-through sweater? Done and done.

I am a pro-Britney girl, I want her to take all of her money and leave douchebag Kevin with nothing. It is, however, a lot harder to support her on the issue when she steps out in public looking like a holiday stripper just getting off stage. Grr. Get a stylist, and for the love of god, please don't wear anymore kooky hats in public.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was a Brittany and K Fed hater until I saw the article in this morning's London Sun newspaper that K Fed is shopping the Brittany - K Fed honeymoon FOUR HOUR sex tape for about 40 million dollars. Anybody that can keep going for FOUR HOURS straight with Brittany deserves my respect and admiration. And by the way K Fed, where do I send me twenty bucks for a copy of the tape?

seumas said...

I hate them both, but I hate K-Fed slightly more. They could both die in a tragic plane crash tomorrow and I couldn't care less.

Anyway, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Jason said...

What the hell was she buying? She's holding a piece of shit wrapped in money...

Anonymous said...

"Blowing it"? Well OF COURSE she's blowing it! Do you think this no-talent, hillbilly hick could have made it this far any other way? Ewwwww! Her last blow-job was probably the break-up, pity BJ on K-fed!

tiffany said...

I agree with seamus on both the plane crash and the trailer park. . . she is nothing but white trash with money and that will never change.

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Jareth said...

Ho Ho Ho

anonymous the third said...

"Hey Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview."
"And scuff up the dancin' floor runway? Nah..."

lindsayloo said...

SERIOUSLY!!!
Great post.