Monday, October 02, 2006

Katie Holmes is enormous...


...or Tom Cruise is really very small. Okay, or maybe, just maybe, the camera is at a weird angle and it looks like she's a giant and he's a midget man, and I fully take advantage of said angle to mock the fact that Tom Cruise is freakishly small. Maybe that's it.

Gotta admit, though, that it looks pretty realistic. When are you going to run away, gigantic Katie? Run free! Move away from crazy Tom before you get hitched and you can't break free! You are very frustrating!!

10 comments:

Rupert Too said...

could be the real baby Suri..

tighty whitey tonsils...

beat you...

Rupert said...

Tommy lee and Pamala Anderson is to
summer sasage on a wheat thin.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is to... well poor Tom.

Even the goodyear Blimp looks small in the Grand Canyon!

Anonymous said...

3 theories:
1). Used a 10 degree panaflex lens that enlarges the near and reduces the background (Tom, in this case).
2). This is a really good photo-shop job.
3). Katie is a enormous freak while Tom Cruise is in fact, Tom Thumb.

Sara said...

Am I the only one that thinks Katie is my generation's Patty Hearst? Someone needs to get her away from Tom pronto!

Less Blitzen said...

XXX TONSILS

SO BIG THERE HUGE!

Seumas said...

I seem to recall her being fairly hot at one point in the past. What the hell happened to her? It can't just be childbirth, because plenty of moviestars have great physical comebacks after dropping a kid.

Maybe it's just that with the likes of Scarlett Johanson so big on the scene, it makes everyone else look like a '5'.

Catshoe4 said...

How would you look after a dose of cruise sauce?

Anonymous said...

"Honey, I Shrunk the Scientologist"

comment deleted said...

At that size he could climb in and message the walls!

Anonymous said...

He really is "small." Bob