Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Jessica love meatball.


Jessica Simpson is a beautiful eater. Listen, I'm not the most attractive shoving a wad of ground beef in my mouth, either, but she's sitting outside in front of the paparazzi. She should KNOW better... or at least wear her sunglasses to disguise the look of bliss on her face as she shoves her maw with yet another forkful of juicy shoveled meat.

Nick Lachey wins.

6 comments:

Boba Fett said...

wow.....looks like the dead have begun walkin the earth again.... i'm sure she'll have a look of bliss once she bites into someone's thigh!!!!

Anonymous said...

What a pig!

Anonymous said...

Tell you what (because I know)! Those are some SERIOUS Quaalude + Vodka eyes. I'll bet we see her obit in less than 5.

Lyle - formerly MRNB said...

I think that may be the only attractive picture I've seen of her. The rest of the time she looks like a retarded cockerspaniel (and is most certainly less smart than one).

Seumas said...

I'd almost rather have sex with Nick at this point (note, I said ALMOST, you asses!).

Then again, I never thought Simpson was the hottest thing in the first place. It's like getting a handjob on a first date. It's not what you really want, but you'd take it over sitting home alone wanking off to old issues of Cat Fancy.

I'd rather have Ashlee, even though she can't dance or sing.

Anonymous said...

I'd hate to catch the drift of her farts the next day...this permanently killed any sexual attraction I may have still felt toward this pea brained trailer trollop...