Friday, October 13, 2006

Don't do drugs, kids.



Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan for the new T-Mobile Sidekick party, looking a little bit worse for wear. I used to be envious of this girl; now, she's just looking like a big old mess. I don't know what is worse, the crack-whore uneven black eyemakeup or the shiny t00-pale lips and the cracked out look. Okay, I know I'm just repeating myself because I have posted many, MANY pictures of Lindsay looking a bit, um, strung-out, but this is the most recent one and I felt I owed to you all. How long till rehab, do you think? I'm giving it about 2 months...


EDIT: And I just found this other photo of her from the same night... with her ass hanging out. Looks like she might have some extra skin "down there" like Paris Hilton.

15 comments:

chromerhino said...

By "extra skin" I think you mean "scrotum". Looks like Michael Jackson isn't the only one in drag...

comment deleted said...

Thats what you get when you have lip discs, or in this case...lower lip platers.

Anonymous said...

It's going to be generational book-ends. The Betty Ford Clinic for old alcoholics, and the Linds Lohan rehab clinic for bratty teen crack-heads. Better reserve room no 1 for yourself, Linds; we all know that look by now (ala R. Downey Jr.).

Seumas said...

Oh good god. That hurts to even look at. At least you don't have anything to be envious of now. The beautiful Sarah X Dylan puts Lohan to shame several times over.

I can't imagine how drunk I'd have to be to do Lohan looking like that. Nor how many rubbers I'd have to wrap it up in before I felt safe.

Egads. *shudder*.

It's pretty bad when some fat geek from PDX won't even bang you. Lindsey Lohan, where have you gone?

Anonymous said...

I think that is the crotchital part of her pantyhose

Theresa said...

She really needs to wear longer skirts or maybe even pants when she is out drinking...which seems to be nightly these days!

Anonymous said...

There's nothing better than accessorizing with a small frisbee stuck in one's crevasse. Bravo Lindsey!

bhone2000 said...

Lindsey's got NUTS!!! ;-)

bhone2000 said...

Lindsey's got nuts!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's her butt that is saggin. Shit, that just made me through up in my mouht, a lot. Bob

MikeDizz said...

She has an african american vagina?

Tiffany said...

Good god, get Guiness on the phone pronto, that's the biggest clit I've ever seen!

Anonymous said...

Tammy Baker comes to mind.

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/img/pg/main/2817.jpg


Morty

local insurgent said...

That's just the absorbent cotton panel in her pantyhose. (not that it absolves her of any guilt for being an easily-mocked public figure...)

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