Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Suri Cruise. Eh.


I can't believe I've been waiting for this. Is it just me, or does the baby look slightly asian?

14 comments:

David C said...

All the best baby imports come from Asia.

I love the big headline declareing that it is, "in fact" their regulation sized baby.

vinyl applique said...

Can we just push all the celebrities off a cliff somewhere, and get some new ones? I'm tired of the ones we have.

Theresa said...

That baby also looks a heck of a lot older than 4 months to me!!!!!!!!????
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

bhone2000 said...

I agreee with vinyl applique. Who gives a rats ass!!! My child is just as important and isn't featured on any freakin' magazine. Have a nice day.

Vampira said...

did they dye that poor asian baby's hair?

Anonymous said...

"did they dye that poor asian baby's hair? "

I was going to say...

Did Katy ever work with Jackie Chan?


Morty

Michael said...

Not only is that kid like 8-10 months old, you can see its natural hair color peeking out from under the merkin they glued to its head. . .

Kurt said...

That's not a kid, it's a little man!

Bad Boy Bubby said...

If only he zipped up the jacket and smothered the asian.

Anonymous said...

Look, he's finally letting Kate see the baby! Next week, she'll be permitted to start speaking again!

Wineguy said...

She probably is part Asian, on her father's side.

The Portlander said...

No, it's Xenu, I tell you, It's Xenuuuuuu!

Steve said...

Am I the only on one who saw the images in Tommy's lapels?

Creepy

Sarah Smooth said...

Does anyone else find it HILARIOUS that the name Suri is actually a type of Alpaca? Yes....Tom Cruise named his child miniature Llama.

Whammy on Tom and Kate. Worse yet, Whammy on Suri.

I vote Asian-esque as well. She has her mother's Droopy-Dog eyes, although, admittedly she is alarmingly beautiful considering her parents are a hook-nosed, crazed cult leader and a meek fetal-alcohol syndrome inflicted, D list actress reject.