Thursday, September 28, 2006

Screech wants to show you his rubber ducky


Ew. The look of pleasure on Screech's face (a.k.a. Dustin Diamond) is enough to make me vomit in my mouth. I guess this is a still taken from the beginning of his upcoming porn movie called "Saved by the Smell". Yes, it's true (although I still think my idea of "Shaved by the Bell" is better). So, if you'd like to know some of the sickening details of Screech's porn flick, you can go here to find out more information, because I don't want to even write about it.

I'll just leave you with two words: Dirty Sanchez.
Fucking WRONG.

Edit: you can check out the teaser video here (thanks, Tim!)

10 comments:

Less Blitzen said...

SANCHEZ TONSILS

Seumas said...

I can't stop physically shuddering every time I see this or hear Rick discuss it. God. This is as impossible to wrap my mind around as the concept of an infinite universe or what exists inside the vacuum of space.

It just hurts. I want to cry. *sob*

Jareth said...

What's next Emanuel Lewis in "On My Chocolate Webster".

I know he was low on money to pay the rent....but damn.

The question is, is it really a porno or an extension of his abismal comedy career?

Don (not Ron) Saxton said...

What's the big deal with ass-to-mouth? I mean, they're just two ends of the same pipe, right?

joe said...

MMMMPPHHH!
I think I threw-up a little in my mouth...

Rupert Too said...

Come on... there's 2 girls and screeech! You he's just there for comic releif. Pobably part of some double dog dare.

Anonymous said...

They could have named it "Diamond in the Buff"

comment deleted said...

If you time right with the chicks you could name it "Blood Diamonds in the Buff"

Anonymous said...

Dirty Sanchez? More like a Dirty Belding!

And he probably calls a donkey punch a Kelly Kapowski.

Who's the boss? Dustin Diamond - POW!

doucheholio said...

Nothing like leaving someone the gift that keeps on giving....but Screech and a Dirty Sanchez...Jesus!