Thursday, September 14, 2006

Kate Bosworth IS the old lady from There's Something About Mary



No words. No girl's chest should look like that... especially when she's coined to be a "hot, up-and-coming actress". She played Lois Lane, for God sakes! That girl needs to eat, buy a bra, and stop STOP wearing low-cut shirts that show her chicken breasts. See, ladies; this is what happens when you starve yourself and tan constantly... yum.

14 comments:

Jareth said...

Wow that's low cut you can see her shrivaled crypt keeper belly button.

Bad Boy Bubby said...

There was that Superman curse. I wonder if there is a lois lane curse aka roam around like a screaming meth whore.

Only time will tell.

Michael said...

Wow! Pretty AND thin! I think I'm in love. . .

not safe for work said...

She can eat, if she wants, but I'm in no hurry to put her into a bra.

Doc C said...

Which lends credence to the theory that doinking the razor thin is like riding a touring bike over railroad ties - and you don't even get to ring the bike's bell.

Anonymous said...

Eeeee Gahdsss

Kurt said...

I saw that under the heating lamp at Popeye's less than a week ago only it was breaded and deep fried.

Anonymous said...

The chest topology doesn't make sense. There must be a blouse to scarf doing on there.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing to say, but I will say it anyway.





Morty

Seumas said...

I have no idea who Kate Bosworth is, but I think I just felt my penis crawl back up inside my body and staple itself there.

wineguy said...

Wow, they're doing some really cool things with vinyl these days -- looks like real leather to me!

Anonymous said...

After seeing Kate Bosworth's facial features, I predict that in thirty years she or Katie Holmes will have the 'Madame' role in a live-action 'Wayland and Madame' feature.

Anonymous said...

is there a foot growing out of her boob? that is definately a strange angle.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the last poster....what sort of tumor is on her tummy?

Greg in Canby