Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Jessica Simpson is a walking corpse.


...or else her stylist really, really dislikes her. Who wears brown blush? I think it's really sweet of her to give her little sister her time to shine, but dressing like a tranny who is limited to make-up only in shades of dirt is a little overboard. The switch is complete: Ashlee Simpson is now the hotter sister.

8 comments:

Boba Fett said...

i thought it was the lil sis in a wax museum lookin at a fake bust (yeah, i said it) of Jessica....damn, looks like the first stages of becoming a zombie is happening

Anonymous said...

She looks like a corpse...oh my lord

Rota said...

there are movies about exactly this sort of career vampirism: one gal latches onto another one's life, and slowly assumes it as her own. I wonder how this movie will end? With an explosion and some nudity, I hope.

(ps: please find a photo of Christina Ricci's new birdie tattoo.)

Seumas said...

Damn. Ashley *is* looking hot. I always kind of like the "little less than perfect" girls anyway. What all did she have done? I thought she just had a rhinoplasty? That alone couldn't possibly make Ashley so good looking.

It's too bad her music is still ass, though.

Seumas said...

You know, after further thought -- Jessica looks an awful lot like Mariel Hemingway. And not in a good way.

comment deleted said...

The Cript keeper stole my K.Y.!
now I'm stuck with earth worms.

Less Blitzen said...

Saddle bag tonsils

Kurt said...

Oh what I'd give to be the meat in a Simpson sandwich.