Thursday, August 31, 2006

Wrong wrong.


wrong wrong wrong wrong. From the makers of "the Britney-birthing statue" and "the naked chest of Hillary Rodham-Clinton" I give you Suri Cruise's first poop. What is wrong with this world?

10 comments:

Rupert said...

IT DESOLVES QUICLY IN COFFEE!

Doc C said...

That's a fairly sizeable turd for such a tiny baby...

Kurt said...

Obviously she's yet to taste corn.

Jareth said...

It's like MI:2 but less fiber.

Glen said...

"And it was written that the child begot by Cruise would crap gold."

Anonymous said...

This does not resemble a human baby's first poop in any way. I guess this means there must be something to that Scientology alien crap after all.

Anonymous said...

I hear that baby Suri is a baaaad mother... *shut your mouth*

But I'm talkin' 'bout Suri
*Then we can dig it*


Morty

Wineguy said...

Jeezuz, the baby's shit a swan!

Anonymous said...

I am calling BS: Surri is younger than my twins and they have yet to .... eject.... anything with substance; let alone a gian turd. Unless Surri has skipped the whole breastfeeding/formula and baby cereal phase and has gone straight to steak and mashed potatos, that turd is a fake.

The Portlander said...

My God...what the hell are they feeding her? Broccoli? Alfalfa?

Did they put a cork up in her and wait or something? I mean, Geeeeeze!

That ain't right, people.