Wednesday, August 16, 2006

STAR Magazine does my work for me.


Good god, man. I can't believe that she is still sticking to the "I'm not anorexic" story... I would say that would probably be the story she should run with since she is looking like an emaciated crack whore. She's gotta be doing something, and if she's being accused of "not eating" that is a hell of a lot better than other methods she could be using to look like a stick woman - a.k.a. "the heroin". She should just pick a story and go with it, because the way she looks is not normal or healthy. Ugh, and the saggy skin hanging from her bones around her waist is awful, not to mention the sunken chest and unnattractive face. Hmm.

7 comments:

Other Rupert said...

Reminds me of a stretch armstrong minus the goo. Maybe she just needs more Goo!

Michael said...

Who is that?

Other Rupert said...

Dylana!

JC said...

I'm sorry is that Keith Richards? Keith. You're lookin' good.

For the love of god, someone please put that thing out of its misery.

Look honey, it's the new winner of the ugliest dog contest.

It's dried fruit, just add water.

Kurt said...

Adds a new meaning to the name Skeletor. I bet she tastes like laxatives.

Kurt said...

I can see her wishbone.

Jareth said...

She's like the bone version of Mr. Goodbody.