Monday, August 14, 2006

Lindsay Lohan has a huge swollen armpit.



Oh wait.... I'm sorry... I guess that is her enormous fake breast from the side. Come on you disbelievers, it's just not possible that she got implants. Sure, she weighs 100 lbs. and when you lose your body fat your breasts usually deflate along with the rest of your body, but I find it hard to believe that she is walking around with giant plastic bags full of silicone attached to the front of her. Sure.

**EDIT** Here's a close-up for all of you who requested it.

I feel dirty.

14 comments:

Jareth said...

Is she walking out of a hospital? That is one ugly dress.

Question:

Do babies suck silicone if their mom's got implants?

Rupert said...

need additioanl pictures for better evaluation! To bad they haven't perfected the grope and sniff over the internet yet!

Other Rupert said...

While the close is helpfull, maybe a video of her doing jumping jacks would help, do you have that???

I say we put them in a microwave for 37 seconds and see if they burn your face when you take them out like corn syrup in a ZipLock baggy does.

Rupert said...

Holly shit...look at that! Ask and you shall recieve...

That's cool now!

Catshoe4 said...

Dirty or no....Sara rocks!

Thanks for the update. very helpfull in so many ways!

jareth the other said...

Are we sure that's who we think it is? By the looks of that lump covered in hair you could floss for hours without ever moving to the arm pit!

electric Bill said...

Thank you for venturing into the fetid Hollywood slime to fetch this for us. We're sorry you feel dirty, but this sort of nonsense is one of those dumb things guys like.

F Mel with Superman's Wang said...

Wow, that is one big tumor!

Jareth said...

Jareth
(no relation to Jareth the other)

No surgical scar? Even in the close-up.

It just doesn't look hot when your dressed in a gunny sack and looked like you've been slap-fucked by Pat Benatars hairdresser.

Catshoe4 said...

Is this the same person that appeared on letterman? Scatter....

And I think she was wearing the same gunny sack. Mabey her red one has a stain on it.

Kurt said...

Damn I want to hit that.

iaiugwtp said...

Kurt said...
Damn I want to hit that.

Me to!!! Open hand slap with a running start. Bet I could get a good 1/4 welt going! Maybe dangle them down through the monkey bars @ the jungle gym and hit both at once. You know that's gonna sting like slapping a bag of room temp corn syrup!

Jareth said...

um...what?

Other Rupert said...

there were 27 stab wounds and hardly any blood on my shoes.