You love your dogs. I love you. Want me to paint them?
SING JINGLE BELLS REPLACING ALL THE WORDS WITH NUM.NUM-NUM-NUMOR MY FAVORITE CEE U NEXT TUESDAY.
Does she own a mirror?
forgent the pencil test. throw that woman a human. although, think of this way. No need to buy dumbells. just lift those over your head a few times.....
aunt jemima pancakes comes to mind
Jabba the Hut anyone?
Punching bags?Saggy Waggies?Can you imagine her jogging?
How big do you think the nipples are?
How strong r those straps?
If I weren't already gay, that would do it!
She puts Chesty Morgan to shame.Her one boob could fill in the ninth district.Thank god she's not pregnant, she would've killed babbies.
"How big do you think the nipples are?"Nipples? What about the areola's? Each one's gotta be the size of a human head.
"All your boobs are belong to me!"
As a typical male pig, I never, ever, EVER thought I actually say this, but those repulsively massive bags make me want to swear off breasts. At least for a while, anyway.
I used to refer to boobies as funbags......not anymore.
Ya know...I used to like breasts......then this blog happened.
Here at sensitive male central, we rate women on the beer scale. A hottie requires -0- beers to "do her". A so-so "average" secretary type girl requires 2-3 beers to look hot. A homely librarian lass may require 9 beers to raise our libido. The woman in the picture would require a tanker truck of beer to look good, and even then I would rather drown in the beer than get too close to that.
I feel sorry for those pearls, If she had coal around her neck it would be better,with the weight and geophysical pressure they would be a diamond in a week.
That's what I call a pearl necklace!
Damn, when she gets a mammogram, she really gets her money's worth!
THE BOOBIE DOCTOR IS IN !
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