Thursday, August 31, 2006

I know she's the First Lady of Soul...


...but come on. Messed up is messed up, and she needs to tuck those babies in. Good god - I have nothing to say.

21 comments:

QJRSRI said...

SING JINGLE BELLS REPLACING ALL THE WORDS WITH NUM.

NUM-NUM-NUM

OR MY FAVORITE

CEE U NEXT TUESDAY.

Anonymous said...

Does she own a mirror?

Catshoe4 said...

forgent the pencil test. throw that woman a human. although, think of this way. No need to buy dumbells. just lift those over your head a few times.....

Anonymous said...

aunt jemima pancakes comes to mind

Kurt said...

Jabba the Hut anyone?

Anonymous said...

Punching bags?
Saggy Waggies?
Can you imagine her jogging?

Anonymous said...

How big do you think the nipples are?

Anonymous said...

How strong r those straps?

Anonymous said...

If I weren't already gay, that would do it!

Jareth said...

She puts Chesty Morgan to shame.

Her one boob could fill in the ninth district.

Thank god she's not pregnant, she would've killed babbies.

Kurt said...

"How big do you think the nipples are?"

Nipples? What about the areola's? Each one's gotta be the size of a human head.

Glen said...

"All your boobs are belong to me!"

Anonymous said...

As a typical male pig, I never, ever, EVER thought I actually say this, but those repulsively massive bags make me want to swear off breasts. At least for a while, anyway.

Anonymous said...

SICK!

Kurt said...

I used to refer to boobies as funbags......not anymore.

The Low said...

Ya know...I used to like breasts...

...then this blog happened.

Anonymous said...

Here at sensitive male central, we rate women on the beer scale. A hottie requires -0- beers to "do her". A so-so "average" secretary type girl requires 2-3 beers to look hot. A homely librarian lass may require 9 beers to raise our libido. The woman in the picture would require a tanker truck of beer to look good, and even then I would rather drown in the beer than get too close to that.

Jareth said...

I feel sorry for those pearls,

If she had coal around her neck it would be better,
with the weight and geophysical pressure they would be a diamond in a week.

Anonymous said...

That's what I call a pearl necklace!

Wineguy said...

Damn, when she gets a mammogram, she really gets her money's worth!

Anonymous said...

THE BOOBIE DOCTOR IS IN !