Wednesday, July 26, 2006


Tara Reid... Oh how I love this woman. You would think that she would have gotten it through her head by now that wearing a string bikini with your boobs noticeably sagging down while being drunk in public -again- might not be the best way to some positive PR. Maybe she secretly likes the negative attention; I mean hell, have you seen any pictures of her, basically ever, where she looks like she isn't wasted, and all of her body parts are actually covered in clothing? I know that I haven't. She needs to go get her money refunded for her silicone friends there pronto; she's only had them for a couple of years and they are already moving south.

I used to feel sorry for Tara, but now I kind of admire her. Think about it; it takes balls to walk around looking like shit, knowing you'll be publicly mocked, and instead you opt to get drunk where everyone can see you and you also choose to wear hardly anything at all. That takes some guts.

5 comments:

Squid Vicious said...

she is melting!!!!

caleb said...

People who saturate themselves in vodka and nicotine end up looking like this... Still just fine in bar light, but not so good in day light. Looks like her liver is trying to make a break for it.

Doc C said...

Well, at least the awful top is hiding those horrid nipples that her plastic surgeon butchered.

Tiffany said...

She's not yet 30, right? And she's had no children? WTF has happened to her body? Vodka and nicotine, yes, but that's usually a slow burn that catches you at 45. This woman's been scorched by the evil hand of time in the matter of months. What a pity.

Jareth said...

But still.............what the fuck is up with her stomach?

Chicks with c-sections done by an aborignal spoon have sexier stomachs.

Alcohol preserves you (umm cause I know personally)

She's like downing chernobyl water.



Simply,
She ate the american pie and fucked the ugly tree.