Monday, July 31, 2006
Paula's breasts are deflating.
Sorry for the slacking, but there really has not been one goddamn thing to post lately - until I stumbled across this picture of Paula Abdul looking all sunken. This is just sad... she is really trying to look young, but she instead looks like her insides are dissolving and she's caving in. I could sit here and rehash the fact that her career peaked when I was in elementary school, but who am I to talk? She gets to sit at a table stoned on national television telling 16-year-old moms to "follow their dreams" and make millions of dollars for it... and I make practically minimum wage. Damn that sunken-chested money-grubber. Damn her.