Monday, July 31, 2006
Jessica Simpson is no longer good-looking.
Good thing her talentless little sister is picking up the slack, because Jessica is looking like an enormous carrot. Who told her it was a good idea to go for one color scheme for her ENTIRE BODY? She's got a good figure, but that trashy-satin side-zip halter top thing is not a) being as supportive as it needs to be or b) flattering in any way. Now, we all know that Miss Simpson is a pretty girl (in many ways)... but having short-ish burnt umber hair is not one of them. She needs to cut down on the hair color, self-tanner, and teeth whitener, and perhaps look into a new stylist. Just a thought.